This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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