If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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