So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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