i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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