his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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