On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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