it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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