either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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