Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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