i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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