Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Damn victory sex feels great
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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