5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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