I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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