yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it glows. i had to have it.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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