awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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