gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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