Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
