"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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