put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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