I think i peed on brittanys purse
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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