I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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