yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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