I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
