i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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