He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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