Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
