Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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