No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
