dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she peed on how many people?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
