So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Your penis caused this!
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