Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
