Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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