Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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