if i died would you start the facebook group?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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