I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My life is pants optional.
I party with great urgency now.
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