Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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