No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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