Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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