You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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