is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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