I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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