so that wasnt chicken after all
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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