ya dads aren't the best wingmen
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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