my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my being single is dangerous.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
