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I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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