My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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