What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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