i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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