I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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