belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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