Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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